May 2012
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I need a new book to read. Someone suggest something?
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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Reblog if you would honestly answer anything right...
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I thought I was bored but to be bored is to be boring. SO, I’m going to go to the 24 hour cafe, drink coffee, eat pie, and read The Rules of Attraction.
May 29th
travels-: instead of telling me to learn how to become desensitized to your racial/homophobic/sexist jokes on the internet, maybe you should become concerned with teaching yourself not to make those idiotic jokes in the fucking first place
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ew, barf. little nepalis walking through my backyard after playing late night soccer and they keep peering through my window. 
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It’s like we’re not even friends anymore.
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Just finished my early morning walk with my mom. Glad I’m unemployed so i can just go back to bed.
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tooyoungtobethisold: Seriously, what I would give to be lying here right now along side a girl. More specifically, what I would give to be in that sort of relationship. Right now, I don’t even care about all the sexual things Tumblr is clogged with, I just want to drape my arm across someone. Except switch to a boy for me. This sounds perfect.
May 29th
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I used to be infatuated with a boy with the last name Azel. I could have been Hazel Azel and that would have been wonderful. He was a babe and a half and since he doesn’t believe in text messaging or emails or facebook or even phone calls we send each other letters and I think we’re going to be two people forever not in love with each other at the right times. And I don’t know...
May 29th
I just want to slip out of this skin because I’m dressed to kill and that’s not how momma made me. 
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“brb i gotta fap i can’t take it”
May 28th
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
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WatchWatch
sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet
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My dad served coffee to Harry Edwards and a member of the Black Panthers. That’s what I’ve learned tonight. 
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burning incense and watching trashy television. I love that my bedroom is the basement because it’s lovely and cold and my family is too lazy to ever come down here and bother me. 
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